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Approximately 4 or 5 years ago I made what I considered a pretty major phone purchase. I replaced my existing cheap whatever this was with a shiny, new T-Mobile MDA. The HTC built MDA was an absolute monster of a phone compared to what I had before. It was Windows Mobile based, which meant I could install applications, browse the web, use SSH on it, even edit code and use Blender. I know functionality like this wasn't new to many people at the time, but it sure as hell was new to me. Even though I wasn't a huge fan of Windows Mobile, compared to the alternatives at the time (Blackberry, Palm, and other custom "bleh") it was pretty damned rocking.

Well, 4-5 years have passed, I've gone through two jobs, started my own business, and my faithful little phone has quickly aged and lost much of its usefulness. I long ago lost the desire to use it for anything other than phone calls. Its camera sucks compared to other digital cameras we have. No one supports my ancient tech any more, so new applications are few and far between. And the Windows Mobile environment seems to have somehow degraded over time such that it's always sluggish and often glitchy. I've had other friends who have had similar complaints about Windows Mobile in the past, but I really didn't start getting bothered by my phone until late in 2009.

So we decided to get a new phone, but, as I tend to do with everything, I really didn't want to get some stopgap solution that would hold me for a few months and then lose its usefulness due to it being obsoleted before I even get it. Thus, the question became, what do I want next?

Gmail! AAARGH!

For reasons that escape me, I standardized on Gmail for my work-related email. The only reason I can think of is the clever way that they thread messages (how, when a new message for a thread arrives, it elevates the entire thread on my queue... I find this really makes following threads much easier than the traditional ways in which threads are handled, although many of my friends disagree). Anyway, it doesn't matter, when I started my job at the Linux Foundation I standardized my work email on Gmail.

Well, I was actually pretty happy with Gmail for a long time. At least, until the new version came out around a month ago. Now, using Gmail is like masturbating with a porcupine-quill glove... except without the fun.