Bald Git

Sam Hart

2007-05-03 13:59:21

GAH! When the hell did I go bald? And why didn't any one tell me? What the hell?! I thought you people were my friends! And yet, here I've been living my life as a bald git and no one told me. Egads, people!

Don't believe me? Take a gander at all this deforestation.

Seriously, what the hell? When did this happen?

Looking back at my head from ~3 years ago, I see a man who's thinning on the top (while widening on the bottom) but he certainly can't be called "bald".

In fact, the only thing I can think of that may explain this is that during this time of hair loss I was working at Progeny. GAH! Stupid overly stressful job!

Well, that's it.... I can't get divorced again. I just don't have the kind of head that would look good completely bald. I wouldn't be a Patrick Stewart or a Tim Ottinger... I'd be freaking Charlie Brown... And no woman would marry Charlie Brown...

...Good grief...