GAH! When the hell did I go bald? And why didn't any one tell me? What the hell?! I thought you people were my friends! And yet, here I've been living my life as a bald git and no one told me. Egads, people!
Don't believe me? Take a gander at all this deforestation.
Seriously, what the hell? When did this happen?
Looking back at my head from ~3 years ago, I see a man who's thinning on the top (while widening on the bottom) but he certainly can't be called "bald".
In fact, the only thing I can think of that may explain this is that during this time of hair loss I was working at Progeny. GAH! Stupid overly stressful job!
Well, that's it.... I can't get divorced again. I just don't have the kind of head that would look good completely bald. I wouldn't be a Patrick Stewart or a Tim Ottinger... I'd be freaking Charlie Brown... And no woman would marry Charlie Brown...
...Good grief...
BaldING
Supernintendo Chalmers: I'm not bald, I'm baldING - why do people always leave off the ing?!My wife noticed that I'm balding but it seems to be male pattern baldness (ala Jean-Luc Picard or tottinge) rather than total deforestation like you. I certainly wasn't bald when I started at Progeny - I think I'll blame it too :) Maybe we should order some Ronco Aerosol Hair